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Opera Corn Sloth there are unicorns that stickOpera Corn has been training for this moment since it was just a kernel with a dream. With a degree from Oberlin and many spear carrying roles, it's finally ready to step into the spotlight. A regular Luciano Cobarotti. Press the button and Opera Corn will perform one of five operatic sounds with the confidence of a diva at curtain call. You wouldn't expect Puccini from the sweetest part of succotash, but Opera Corn goes against the grain. It's an